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Step 1
Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear room photo. No floor plan, measurements, or designer intake call required.
AI interior intervention
Your room asked for honesty.
Upload a photo and get a savage-but-useful design critique, three fixes you can actually make, and a roast card worth sharing.
Start free. No credit card. Keep the advice, share the damage.
Sample verdict
“Your rug and curtains are in separate group chats.”
The RoomRoast pact
Savage, not useless.
We are new, so we will not fake applause. These are the promises built into every critique.
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Useful advice under every punchline
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You decide what gets shared
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No designer budget required
Photo to fix list
One upload. Zero polite lies.
RoomRoast turns fuzzy “something feels off” energy into an entertaining diagnosis and a clear next move.
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Step 2
Get the brutal truth
RoomRoast calls out awkward lighting, clashing furniture, weak layouts, and the rug that started the argument.
“That overhead light is doing your apartment no favors.”
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Step 3
Leave with real fixes
Every roast includes three practical moves, while Roast Pro adds a complete redesign mood board and shopping direction.
Choose your damage
Free laugh or full room rescue.
Start with the roast. Upgrade only when you want RoomRoast to help rebuild the scene of the crime.
Free roast
$0per room
For instant honesty and premium screenshot material.
- One AI room roast
- Three practical fixes
- Downloadable share card
- No credit card required
Roast Pro
Full makeover$12one time / room
For when you are done laughing and ready to make the room look intentional.
Everything in Free
Full redesign mood board
Prioritized room action plan
Shoppable product direction
High-resolution share card
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your room can take it
Send the photo. Face the furniture.
Get the laugh, the honest critique, and three fixes that make your first apartment feel far more intentional.
Roast my room free